You can wear this shirt with your business socks!
Now you can pwn newbs on and off the console.
You're sure to get some rubberneckers while wearing this shirt..
Swimming = Death by shark
Show 'em what a sprightly young fellow like yourself can offer.
Who needs x-rays?
Put an end to maritime oil spills!
This shirt will make you feel like you're taking CRAZY PILLS!
Tell the world to turn you on.
Picture this: Your friend asks you to be his best man. You don't have a tux.Your great uncle's cousin died. You don't have money for a tux. Your 16 year-old cousin/girlfriend invites you to prom. You don't want to wear a full tux.What do you do?You order a tuxedo shirt for $6.The tuxedo shirt is truly the one-stop shop, and for just six dollars you'll still have cash to pick up beer on the way.
Renew, Reuse, Recycle!
You can't go wrong with a horror film AND punk band reference all in one shirt.
Two zebras one shirt.
If it's from a TV show it's not as gross, right?